Stephens
Snoopy is a canine, which is a step above economists.......
hows the Mynosebag coming along?
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Stephens
Snoopy is a canine, which is a step above economists.......
hows the Mynosebag coming along?
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog Snoopy and I will tell you."
WOW WOW. *****
5 STARS ...... WOW
Must be hard up sending out an announcement like that .....must be worried about th shareholders .....and thought they needed to give them the warm fuzzies for the weekend
Jeez ...they weren't even the only one to get ***** in that class ..... Two others as well
Never mind .... If it keeps everybody happy its ok
Great endorsement though .....better than snoopy's ** eh
Well done Heartland.
Good people doing a great job.
A very proud shareholder loves what you are achieving,!
I can't claim a record as good as yours Percy. Got an extension for filing my IR3 a couple of years back, because a UK bank where I hold a small account hadn't given me my statement before IRD filing date. Didn't realise the extension to my filing did not include an extension to my first provisional tax payment (all the tax due dates changed that year). I was meant to cobble up some estimate based on my previous years return or something. Anyway all got sorted in the end but was a bit of trap for young (and old) players.
I might have to employ you Percy as my tax consultant this year. Try as a I might, I just couldn't figure out where to declare those stars on my income tax form last year.
SNOOPY
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I might have to employ you Percy as my tax consultant this year. Try as a I might, I just couldn't figure out where to declare those stars on my income tax form last year.
Would be glad to help.!!! lol.
Exiting non-core portfolio;
Approx 10% was realised in the first 2 months.HNZ expects to realise over $40mil in the next 10months,reducing the portfolio to $60mil.
So HNZ is doing what they said they would.*****[five stars]
I am missing Sparky The Clown already.!!
Heartland see growth coming from the following areas;motor vehicle finance,livestock finance,invoice finance,working capital finance,and rural seasonal finance.
I discovered today that Heartland are offering a Business Call Account paying 4.25% with interest paid monthly. The account can be operated online and should prove pretty attractive for businesses with short term cash surpluses to gain some interest on their funds.
My current business bank pays 1% for funds on call and to get 4.2% I need to lock the dollars away for two years! Not a practical option.
This would be a great way for Heartland to attract new business customers and give them a database to work on to gradually grow their customer base. I'm opening a Heartland Business Call account as soon as I get all the paperwork sorted. Opening any kind of bank account is a nightmare these days with all the ID hoops you have to jump through.